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How to Pretend You Are a Normal Human Family

IPA

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$16.95
 

This middle of the road IPA (slighty bitter like a Westy, and slightly hazy/juicy like an Easty) features notes of orange, grapefruit, and peach.

This beer is a protest to all of those 'perfect' families that handpick only the best moments and then share them on social media. "Look at us in our matching denim jumpsuits, the kids were thrilled to wear them!" and "Here's our little four year old Tarquin doing his chores before he goes to volunteer at a retirement home. He can also spell 73 words already. Blessed!". Settle down and show us the real Tarquin, picking his nose, grabbing a cats tail, and throwing a tantrum because the wifi is down.

 
ABV: 5.8% IBU: 30 473 mL

Brewed on our 3-barrel pilot system, each batch will yield around 300 litres, which means they will only be around for a tiny amount of time. No pressure...

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